The year is 2011..

As people happily await midnight to celebrate yet another new year, the dark forces that be have started to act... 12...11...10...9...8...7...6..5..4..3..2.1....Everything goes black... and you find yourself in complete darkness, with nothing but your own thoughts. As you wonder as to whats going on, you start to feel dazed and you loose your footing, but wait! You realize that you have no body, you feel no arms, no legs,  nothing at all.... As you begin to question your sanity, your head starts to throb and throb and throb and that throbing turns into pain... a deep searing pain that you never felt before, as if someone thrusted a blade into your forehead, filled it with lava and quickly freezed it with nitrogen over and over again... As you try to scream for help, a small white squared hole about the size of a humans thumb appears right in front of you and shines the darkness around it away. To you it seems that your drifting towards the light, as you have no legs, no body what-so-ever... but you never reach it... time and time again you get so close to it that you can hear a sweet voice not male nor female but a sweet voice calling you to join it. You want to, you really do, but you just can't seem to ever reach it, and your stuck in this endless loop of despair with new types of pain making its way onto your thoughts... after what seems to be an eternity, the darkness lifts away and your back where you came from, as you recuperate, a pain that is just unimaginable to describe or ever feel in this world surrounds you and as you are enveloped with this pain, your eyes start to close without your will and... you cease to exist... but do not worry as this has happened to every single human on Earth, apocalypse has started and ended and the human race is no more...

By a deranged dude,
Koza

(Update, It's me from 1/20/2011 going through the revision and... I gotta say. This made me chuckle. I could reword some parts in the hope of making it sound more ominous but I like it just the way it is.)