Guess What?

I finally realized the how to activate 100% of my brain!
It's very simple!
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First I've got to get myself a metal bar
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Then I got to stand under a lightning storm
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I hold up my metal bar and hope It gets struck with lighting in jaw-dropping fashion
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As I start to die and whatnot I have to keep repeating something in my head that I love with fierce vigor (in an angry tone should work the best...)
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As I keep repeating Anime with all that I've got in my last seconds of my life
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I wake up in a hospital
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and there I have it I should now be able to use my full capacity of my brain or at least more than before
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By a demented dude
ZakoZako
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Explanation Time!!!!: Here's my guess at all this

Because Most Humans Live Out Their Life using only a small average of their brain like 8 % at any given time (correct me if data is wrong... not my idea) then Humans have no knowledge as to the higher percentages.
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Well... when a human dies I would guess their brain accelerates in an attempt to survive as per that survival rule. When our brain or any other brain for that matter does this then that brain has achieved that higher percentage because admit the stone cold fact "What better motivation than death?" Your very existence is about to go bye-bye and your brain says AHHHHH!!!! By the way when I say brain Im saying the "other" inside all of us... meaning the more "real us" (a past post refers to this... go find it if confused... though I get confused reading it as well....///)
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So our brain is ac-celerating to try and survive and here we are having a memory relapse of our life or something similiar that's fast paced to the 5th degree!!! The 5th degree I say!!!! Now for the whole repeat something that lifts your spirits way WAY up there like anime for instance. Because were repeating something like the word "Anime" in a fierce vigor (angry voice) as well as knowing the current situation very VERY well ( let me enforce that we must know death and laugh at IT! ) As we do all these steps then we gradually move into the accelerated knowledge of our brain because we know exactly whats going on. Were not busy looking at our life or carried away by whatever just killed us and that whole thing about... OH HELL IM DYING!!! but busy trying to obtain the knowledge of our accelerated brain.
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As we obtain that knowledge then our brain is lifted in morale because we finally recognized it and joined with it a sense meaning a more powerful life and disperses the electricity or whatever from our body and tells our heart to hold on just a bit more... then makes us faint and recalibrates our body because our bodies suck.
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There you have another example of boredom...
By a demented dude
KOZA